Roger Federer As Religious Experience (2006, David Foster Wallace in New York Times)

Beauty is not the goal of competitive sports, but high-level sports are a prime venue for the expression of human beauty. The relation is roughly that of courage to war.

The human beauty we’re talking about here is beauty of a particular type; it might be called kinetic beauty. Its power and appeal are universal. It has nothing to do with sex or cultural norms. What it seems to have to do with, really, is human beings’ reconciliation with the fact of having a body.

Of course, in men’s sports no one ever talks about beauty or grace or the body. Men may profess their “love” of sports, but that love must always be cast and enacted in the symbology of war: elimination vs. advance, hierarchy of rank and standing, obsessive statistics, technical analysis, tribal and/or nationalist fervor, uniforms, mass noise, banners, chest-thumping, face-painting, etc. For reasons that are not well understood, war’s codes are safer for most of us than love’s.

A top athlete’s beauty is next to impossible to describe directly. Or to evoke. Federer’s forehand is a great liquid whip, his backhand a one-hander that he can drive flat, load with topspin, or slice — the slice with such snap that the ball turns shapes in the air and skids on the grass to maybe ankle height. His serve has world-class pace and a degree of placement and variety no one else comes close to; the service motion is lithe and uneccentric, distinctive (on TV) only in a certain eel-like all-body snap at the moment of impact. His anticipation and court sense are otherworldly, and his footwork is the best in the game — as a child, he was also a soccer prodigy. All this is true, and yet none of it really explains anything or evokes the experience of watching this man play. Of witnessing, firsthand, the beauty and genius of his game. You more have to come at the aesthetic stuff obliquely, to talk around it, or — as Aquinas did with his own ineffable subject — to try to define it in terms of what it is not.

One thing it is not is televisable. At least not entirely. TV tennis has its advantages, but these advantages have disadvantages, and chief among them is a certain illusion of intimacy. Television’s slow-mo replays, its close-ups and graphics, all so privilege viewers that we’re not even aware of how much is lost in broadcast. And a large part of what’s lost is the sheer physicality of top tennis, a sense of the speeds at which the ball is moving and the players are reacting. This loss is simple to explain. TV’s priority, during a point, is coverage of the whole court, a comprehensive view, so that viewers can see both players and the overall geometry of the exchange. Television therefore chooses a specular vantage that is overhead and behind one baseline. You, the viewer, are above and looking down from behind the court. This perspective, as any art student will tell you, “foreshortens” the court. Real tennis, after all, is three-dimensional, but a TV screen’s image is only 2-D. The dimension that’s lost (or rather distorted) on the screen is the real court’s length, the 78 feet between baselines; and the speed with which the ball traverses this length is a shot’s pace, which on TV is obscured, and in person is fearsome to behold. That may sound abstract or overblown, in which case by all means go in person to some professional tournament — especially to the outer courts in early rounds, where you can sit 20 feet from the sideline — and sample the difference for yourself. If you’ve watched tennis only on television, you simply have no idea how hard these pros are hitting the ball, how fast the ball is moving, how little time the players have to get to it, and how quickly they’re able to move and rotate and strike and recover. And none are faster, or more deceptively effortless about it, than Roger Federer.

Interestingly, what is less obscured in TV coverage is Federer’s intelligence, since this intelligence often manifests as angle. Federer is able to see, or create, gaps and angles for winners that no one else can envision, and television’s perspective is perfect for viewing and reviewing these Federer Moments. What’s harder to appreciate on TV is that these spectacular-looking angles and winners are not coming from nowhere — they’re often set up several shots ahead, and depend as much on Federer’s manipulation of opponents’ positions as they do on the pace or placement of the coup de grâce. And understanding how and why Federer is able to move other world-class athletes around this way requires, in turn, a better technical understanding of the modern power-baseline game than TV — again — is set up to provide.

The metaphysical explanation is that Roger Federer is one of those rare, preternatural athletes who appear to be exempt, at least in part, from certain physical laws. Good analogues here include Michael Jordan, who could not only jump inhumanly high but actually hang there a beat or two longer than gravity allows, and Muhammad Ali, who really could “float” across the canvas and land two or three jabs in the clock-time required for one. There are probably a half-dozen other examples since 1960. And Federer is of this type — a type that one could call genius, or mutant, or avatar. He is never hurried or off-balance. The approaching ball hangs, for him, a split-second longer than it ought to. His movements are lithe rather than athletic. Like Ali, Jordan, Maradona, and Gretzky, he seems both less and more substantial than the men he faces. Particularly in the all-white that Wimbledon enjoys getting away with still requiring, he looks like what he may well (I think) be: a creature whose body is both flesh and, somehow, light.

‘Roger Federer As Religious Experience’ by David Foster Wallace in The New York Times’ PLAY Magazine, 20th August 2006.

The whole thing is worth reading, but here are some very large chunks.

I’m getting closer.
— Andy Murray at the 2012 Wimbledon final.

MARRAY/NIELSEN

WON WIMBLEDON MEN’S DOUBLES FINALS.

AND IT WAS GREAT.

AAAAAH.

Wimbledon 2012 Gentlemen’s Singles Final - Federer vs. Murray

SO EXCITED.

I don’t even know who to support. Federer is my all time favourite but Murray is Murray and we haven’t won in 76 years and he’s playing so well and ahhh win-win situation.

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Federer deprives me of the ability to even.

Federer deprives me of the ability to even.

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TWO THOUSAND AND ELEVEN

2011 was full of amazing things, such as…
  • Study abroad, heaps of travel, including Miami, Seattle and probably the nicest time I’ve ever had in California, eating sandwiches on a beach with Bre and chilling out.
  • Then also Pittsburgh, which was amazing and full of so much LOVE. I barely knew Matt and Lauren a few years ago but in that time they’ve become some of the greatest people I’ve ever met and fierce, fierce friends. It was a lot of fun seeing John as well, and meeting nerdfighters… everything about that event was nerdfightastic. I stayed in a gorgeous (and fabulously cheap hotwired) hotel. I loved the museums, especially the Andy Warhol Museum. I had the opportunity to visit my friend who was studying at Pitt. Such a good time, despite the fact that on the way my bus broke down in the middle of the night in the middle of snowy, cold, Pennsylvania for about six hours. That bit was not so much fun.
  • Vassar itself, founders day, senior week…Soul Dog! My lovely friends, who I miss greatly and whose Facebook messages I’m terrible at replying to.
  • BEA, i.e. Having too many free books to bring home so I left lots at Robyn’s flat! 
  • Coming home to see my family for six weeks — a six weeks that would in retrospect become the last month and a half I would ever spend in my dad’s company, and it was sunny and we were in fairly good spirits. In that time I worked on the bar at Wimbledon Lawn and Tennis Championships on Henman Hill serving alcohol to lots of very excited people, which was hard but good fun.
  • Seeing Darren as utter rockstar at The Borderline with Lex and Emma, with all the madness that brings but still being the same lovely guy.
  • BEING A RED CARPET INTERVIEWER. Or more specifically… interviewing the best actors Britain and Ireland have to offer on the red carpet at the last ever Harry Potter premiere, and then seeing the film. Vague taste of fame as I briefly walked down the carpet with Joe and Darren to hear all of those screaming screaming girls. Walking down the carpet behind Helena Bonham Carter.
  • LeakyCon! Seeing so many people I love and the Harry Potter park for the first time. Maureen Johnson’s masterfully run and absolutely fascinating/hilarious Lit Day. Lauren being chosen for a wand and those of us lucky to be there with such a happy, lovely woman. Although you can’t really see her in that video, occasionally I listen to the audio and just smile. I FINALLY MET HAYLEY. Also Katherine, even though I didn’t realise until the very last day that we’d never met before. My first cockroach! I think Hank has a picture. Hanging out in the Three Broomsticks with yet more friends I hadn’t seen since 2009, or at least in a few months. Coffee cups and Kristina’s show! The ball! Seeing the film and SOBBING even though I’d already seen it. Being given amazing, incredibly thoughtful gifts like a sterling silver Deathly Hallows necklace and the Mexican edition of Looking For Alaska. Rolling on the ballroom floor for no reason with Bre.
  • Then, L.A.! Staying in a sorority house with Marion, eating pancakes and wandering around downtown. Trader Joe’s for portobello mushrooms! Going to her lecture on The Godfather and loving it.
  • From there, San Diego, to meet the newest, smallest members of my Mexican family and spend time with cousins I hadn’t seen since 1997. One night at the Hard Rock with Rita and a mad day in the vendor room at Comic Con.
  • Train back to L.A. along the coast, Sarah’s sister and mum putting me up at the very last minute, writing in Santa Monica and then being picked up by Ariana and Tyler for my first ever Souplantation experience. GOD IT WAS SO GOOD.
  • Then to Ariana’s beautiful apartment, picking up Kristina and Forest the next day, and whatever it was we did that day…the next day/same day, the phone call came from my sister about my dad’s stroke—it was about 9am pacific time. Oh wait maybe I heard about that before Forest and Kristina landed? I cant remember.
  • Buying champagne and juice for mimosas on the beach, as well as SPONTANEOUS HIGH HEELS, getting a bit tipsy in Malibu, a beautiful hole, walking down the beach. Heading to the hotel? That time is a blur, I have no idea what order anything came in. I remember dinner at the humorously named BJs but being unable to keep anything down. But I also remember everyone at the table eating something with a lot of ice cream or chocolate or something? A volcano? I don’t know what it was. I know Philip De Franco was in the same restaurant at the time and I wanted to go and say hello because I really love the sxephil channel but I also wasn’t particularly good at talking to people I’d known for four years at that point, so perhaps not the best time to introduce myself. Charlie and Alex’s penthouse!  
  • I am going to stop recounting California at this point because it gets sad and this is about GOOD things. I will only say this: Gregory Brothers, infinity pool, reading TFiOS, my lovely friends’ generosity, zefrankzefrankzefrank, being very annoyed to have missed seeing Jenna Marbles and lonelygirl15, having lunch with a priest my mum’s known since she was a teenager (he definitely used to fancy her) and who married my parents and persuading him to read the Harry Potter books, supported by my very religious, 30+ church youth worker cousin who was just raving about the books.
  • August is sad too, but my 20th birthday had nice bits—everyone made such an effort. And I had a really fun job for four days! And I saw lots of my secondary school friends. The dinner at Sarah Cala’s! Kristina’s ridiculous visit!! Bowling with Kristina Melissa Lex Charlie Alex and Claire even though Kristina beat everyone and I came last. Free cocktail because it was my birthday and seeing Jazza at the pub. The piggyback! Hanging out with Kristina Liam Alex and Charlie, playing sopio, not doing much but feeling very comfortable! Stephen Fry’s birthday wish (still so mysterious how he knew it was my birthday… does anyone know?)
  • Matt and Lauren’s amazing wedding. 
  • Maureen Johnson’s book launch, the adventures around London for my mapping Westminster video, my first Greg Holden experience. Spending time with Marion and Kayley that I wouldn’t otherwise be able to.
  • Being back at uni with people I hadn’t seen in a year and a half. Being in my final year. The elation at submitting my dissertation proposal. Meeting loads of new people, including my wonderful housemates. Learning the dangers of bars that sell triple vodkas for £1.50. Lex’s visit! The attractive guy at Starbucks.
  • Having twitter conversations with IRL Belle De Jour Dr. Brooke Magnanti! Interviewing James and Oliver Phelps, Jessie Cave, Mark Williams and Warwick Davis for Leaky at the HP DVD launch in Harrods.
  • Project. For. Awesome. Raising £1400+ with a community I absolutely love and one that has shown me nothing but love and support.
  • All of the good things, basically.
They don’t outweigh the big bad thing. Of course not. But there really is a lot to love about 2011 and I shan’t forget it.