Ever since Mila Kunis in Friends With Benefits, I can’t stop telling people who annoy me to go fuck themselves. It’s actually becoming a real problem. My anger has expressed itself in a “go fuck yourself” on approximately twenty different occasions over the past couple of months.
But it does make me feel…safer somehow? Swearing wildly at people, the new pepper spray. It’s pretty unhelpful in a lot of ways.
I also have been describing everyone as the “Sheryl Crow of our generation” for like a year and a half now.