I might need to start off with a plant or a dog first, and then maybe a mortgage.

Chace Crawford, in response to a question about his plans for starting a family.

You can read more from the guy behind Nate Archibald’s pretty face here on LeakyNews.

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  • normal people: :-)
  • voldemort: :)
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Your boyfriend, Phil. Do you know him?

John Green proposes for a nerdfighter (X)

remember that time?!

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I am breaking my self imposed tumblr ban to share this because it’s just the best thing the internet has gifted me today.

dejoejohn:

Social Media EXPLAINED

dejoejohn:

Social Media EXPLAINED

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According to a Bureau press release, seven individuals have been officially charged with robbing from the rich to give to the poor (and also to the young rich who don’t want to spend their allowance on new episodes of Parks & Recreation). The press release alleges that Megaupload was a criminal enterprise run by a man variously named Kim Dotcom, Kim Schmitz, and Kim Tim Jim Vestor, along with six other European dudes with exceedingly European names like Sven and Andrus and Bram. (The FBI refers to the enterprise as “The Mega Conspiracy,” which is probably already the title of Dan Brown’s next bad novel.)
— EW’s PopWatch on the FBI Megaupload bust.
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cheezepizza:

shorturl:

Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”

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omg.

omg.

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kaitymcburniehumandisaster:

he got a coke zero again?

kaitymcburniehumandisaster:

he got a coke zero again?

Looking For Alaska SPOILERS in One Conversation (sorta kinda spoilers)

  • Pudge: OMG, Dead people's last words are so coollike.
  • Pudge: Ugh, Florida's so boring. LETS GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL!
  • Colonel: Ugh, Drinking beer is so mainstream. Here's some vodka poured in a jug of milk.
  • Alaska Young: Have you ever wondered about the labrynith that is life? You do that, Ima go have some vodka and smoke a ton.
  • Pudge: :O I LOVE YOU
  • Alaska: I HATE ME.
  • Takumi: I am the motherf**king fox. PWNED.
  • Lara: Nerdy skinny boys who puke on me are cute. BLOWJOB TIME!
  • Spoiler occurs
  • Pudge and Colonel: THIS HAPPENED FOR A REASON AND WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT.
  • Pudge: JK we didn't find out, but we'll move on despite our loss. I will not succumb to self-hatred.
  • *All of the above is a joke. LFA is my favorite book, but I felt like joking around. No offense intended*
  • (Best part: boys who puke on me are cute. Blowjob time!)
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