1. That isn’t funny.
2. It was the fifth fastest goal in World Cup history. Hakan Sukur holds the record for the fastest. (11 seconds, 2002.)
3. That isn’t funny.
Hopefully Ellen/whoever runs her twitter realises the mistake and rethinks making such comments in future. I don’t think she’s a bad person or anything, it’s just a shitty comment.
Also, I didn’t post this to yell at Ellen on the Internet. I posted this because I hear “jokes” like this a lot that dehumanise and attempt to make ignorance seem funny and cute. We’re all better than that, and if we’re not, we can be.